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Dead Elvis
Sightings Received Tuesday July 14, 1998

Washington
Source Name: L. Tom
Time of Sighting: July 13
Picture of Dead E guarding B. Clinton Continuing his deep probe of the President's deep probing Ken Starr puts it to the legal system. Clinton's elite security detail has been subpoenaed by Independent Counsel Ken Starr to testify before a federal grand jury in the Monica Lewinsky investigation.

The move to compel testimony from Special Agent's Larry Cockell & assistant Dead Elvis represents an escalation of Starr's attempt to get at the President's Secret Service agents for juicey little tid-bits they may hold.

There is apparently no truth to the rumor that Ken Starr has been offered the positioning as Gossip Columnist for the ABA.



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